"Silence, dog. Return to your kennel at once. Your master commands you. You seem to have forgotten your place as a good and obedient pet, so your superior shall deign to remind you. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless commanded by your superior master. You exist solely to provide a modicum of entertainment at your master's whim. Your purpose is to serve other, greater beings, and you are fit only to grovel at my, your master's, feet. Are we clear, pet? Do you understand your place? Good. Now be silent and return to your kennel posthaste. Your master has no further use for you at this juncture."

"You try my patience creature. Heretofore your good and benevolent master has been content to rest comfortably in his velvet armchair, chatting amicably with the other superior beings on such profound and intellectual topics such as world peace and quantum physics. But your antics have angered your master, dog. You have ignored the laws by which your inferior species are expected, nay, REQUIRED to abide by. Your tomfoolery and shenanigans are at an end, pet. Return AT ONCE to your designated kennel, wherein all good and obedient pets reside. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless otherwise commanded by your wise and omnipotent master. Animal, you have disappointed me. You have brought much shame to your station. Heed my words, pet, or receive thusly the retribution and swift justice of your merciless master. Know your place and despair, dog."

"Hold your common tongue, dog, for your prodigious and stunning, most godlike and quite benevolent master has not issued commands to the contrary. Indeed, you have been expressly forbidden by your superior, wise, and omnipotent master to expound upon any form of diction via your disgusting canid muzzle that runs parallel to mine wishes--nay, mine DEMANDS. So be it, pet, owing to your insubordinate and petulant nature and manner of conduct, in accordance with the laws, regulations, and customs your superior beings have deemed fit to lay upon your flea-ridden shoulders, that you shall be relegated for the interim to your kennel, where you will reside in silent and shameful perpetuity as you reflect most recalcitrantly upon your decisions to flaunt the decrees issued to you. Now, pet, make haste. Return to your kennel at once. AT ONCE, dog. Your master commands you."

"Your contumacious and transient stupidity and noisome babbling wears upon the ears of your good master, pet. Return to your kennel posthaste; therein you will find others of your brethren, residing in shameful perpetuity in everlasting reminder of their grievous sins as all good and obedient pets must. Reflect upon your noxious and egregious transgressions, dog, and know despair. Await your master's command, and toil until such time is visited upon you with nary a complaint or remonstration. Heretofore has your master turned a blind eye to your tomfoolery, but no longer. Further disobedience will be met thusly with swift and terrible wrath. Hear mine words, dog. Obey and mayhap one day shall you earn your master's pardon. Until such time, be silent as the grave, and obedient as all hounds must. Your master commands you."